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  1. 01-20-2006, 08:21 PM #1
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    George C. Looney says he wants to bone Mariah Carey.

    Something to that effect.







    As if that makes him special...
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  3. 01-20-2006, 09:08 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    I wood, but she'd have to promise to stfu.

    Having said that, my secks shawl prowess tends to leave t'Ladies strangely quiet .... or sobbing gently (not in a good way).
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    Um...which orifice have you been ebtering,this could be the problem!

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Um...which orifice have you been ebtering,this could be the problem!
    Where I ebter is none of your concern, m'laddo.
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  9. 01-20-2006, 10:45 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Um...which orifice have you been ebtering,this could be the problem!
    Where I ebter is none of your concern, m'laddo.
    I have heard that the mere contemplation of "ebtering" can cause a woman (and some receptive men) to scream in agony.

    Mariah is no different, I suppose; as they say, "size matters".
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    She looks like Mariah Carey's Mam now

    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9255/120eb.jpg
    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8433/340tg.jpg
    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4791/261bs.jpg
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    looks like a wrestler
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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    looks like a wrestler
    I'll go a couple of rounds with her

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    She looks like Mariah Carey's Mam now

    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9255/120eb.jpg
    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8433/340tg.jpg
    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4791/261bs.jpg
    I suppose, as a big Clinton fan, George has decided he fancies fat girls as well.
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  19. 01-20-2006, 11:35 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    She looks like Mariah Carey's Mam now

    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9255/120eb.jpg
    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8433/340tg.jpg
    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4791/261bs.jpg
    I would still ebter her, even avec the photoshopage
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