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Thread: Bill Clinton's book "My Life" Vs. "Titanic"

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Similarities and differences between "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton

    Titanic: $29.99
    Clinton: $29.99

    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
    Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist

    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill

    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica

    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
    Clinton: Let's not go there

    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
    Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts

    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
    Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack

    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
    Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either

    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

    Titanic: About 1500 people went down on the Titanic
    Clinton: We still don't know how many....well, let's not go there either.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Good one.



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    ditto for monica...

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    ..well, I still prefer Clinton's book, "How To Suckseed in The Whitehouse."

    this thread belongs in Bookworld!

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