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Thread: Things God Cant Do:

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    ziggyjuarez's Avatar Poster
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    Play catch with his dad.
    Win in a fight agenst himself.
    Win in a fight agenst chuck norris.
    Remember the good ol days when he wasent born.
    Prove he exists.
    Make the world a better place.
    Stop crying (stupid rain)


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    take shit from anyone

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    Stop my crying
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryco
    Stop my crying

    I can get Grebes to poke your eyes out if that would help.
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    1. Rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time

    2. Lick his own elbow

    3. Design any bird or animal that is greater than a grebe.

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    God is not a person.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    No, but he made man in his own image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    No, but he made man in his own image.
    Was god black/white/and asian?
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    Make a rock so heavy even He Himself cannot lift it :/

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    No, but he made man in his own image.
    hence; nor is "he" a mirror.

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