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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    God didn't really know shit about colours then because he'd only just invented light a few days before. Therefore, colour is irrelevent, as God is in fact transparent.

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    was jesus a test tube baby or a clone?
    Last edited by vidcc; 01-24-2006 at 04:34 PM.

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Pray. Well he can, but he'd be talking to himself which is just mental.

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    God can't sin.

    Can he?
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    God can't sin.

    Can he?

    he did a "clinton" with Mary didn't he


    Isn't adultery a sin?


    lack of capitilisation to sin against manker
    Last edited by vidcc; 01-24-2006 at 04:33 PM.

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Sounds to me like there's one rule for God, and one rule for the rest of us grebes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skillian
    Make a rock so heavy even He Himself cannot lift it :/
    What about the russians

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    Nope, don't get that one ether, effy.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Me either, does it have reference to that spy camera hidden in a fake rock thingy?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Me either, does it have reference to that spy camera hidden in a fake rock thingy?
    Maybe they don't get the world news in wales, but i think it's a rod

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