I try to mock each religion equally, we wouldn't want any wars breaking out![]()
I try to mock each religion equally, we wouldn't want any wars breaking out![]()
Looks like I've got some quality dreams to look forward to in April.Originally Posted by Cheese
It will make a change from dogging Giggsy's missus with my Cantona shirt on :danb:
Edit: I actually meant to write :dabs: - but after Dan's car park exploits, I think I'll leave it as it is![]()
I'm not allowed to go to the moon.Originally Posted by Dark Steno
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Originally Posted by manker
That sounds like a weird dream though manker
I made that up - wish I did dream about stuff like that tho'Originally Posted by DanB
Taling of making weird stuff up about footie shirts. This girl I used to go out with came to the pub with me and my mates after we'd played soccer. For some reason, she told our manager that sometimes I get her to wear a Man United kit when I'm shagging her
I'm not normally lost for words, but this was a blatant lie. Nice girl, bit mental - she was single shortly afterwards.
Still haven't lived it down properly but for years all my mates thought I wanted to shag Giggsy as that was the name on the back of my United shirt![]()
Heh heh, are you related to that that Lib Dem politician by any chance?![]()
was this back when he had girly hair?
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