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Thread: Blood Donor Self Pwnage

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Blood Donor Woman : When did you fill in your questionnaire?

    Me : Why about 10 minutes ago, before I came here.

    Blood Donor Woman : And did you read all the questions?

    Me : Yes, yes I did.

    Blood Donor Woman : So why have you ticked the box next to the question that says in bold letters "For female donors only"?

    Me : Doh!




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    Did you ask her if she likes grebes?

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    Should have stuck with the 'I'm a woman' charade.

    Last time I gave blood, I went with my sister and after the blood-letting, she got an extra Kit-Kat
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Glag, I was thinking about donating blood, I want a free cookie.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    I got stopped from donating,'cause I'm on the beta blockers...shame it was fun,you can get pissed right quick after,plus you get free snacks

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    I got stopped from donating,'cause I'm on the beta blockers...shame it was fun,you can get pissed right quick after,plus you get free snacks
    Liar. You got stopped because of the all the buttsecks.

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    I haven't given blood since shortly after I took my last professional exams - due to the stupid rule about not having taken drugs for the last month or whatever.

    I'm sure that the poor dying old people won't give a shit if their type B has a form of sedative disolved in it
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    I got stopped from donating,'cause I'm on the beta blockers...shame it was fun,you can get pissed right quick after,plus you get free snacks
    Liar. You got stopped because of the all the buttsecks.
    but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I haven't given blood since shortly after I took my last professional exams - due to the stupid rule about not having taken drugs for the last month or whatever.

    I'm sure that the poor dying old people won't give a shit if their type B has a form of sedative disolved in it
    They're very strict now. In fact, only about 45 people in the country are now eligible to give blood. True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa

    Liar. You got stopped because of the all the buttsecks.
    but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?
    I don't know what you're used to, but over here they don't take the blood from the veins in your cawk.

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