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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adster
    put it this way i have been almost blind since I was born I can live without sight but not my penis!!!
    I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

    I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

    Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

    Fuck that.

    I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

    Couldn't drive a car.
    Couldn't defend myself.
    Couldn't shop for groceries properly
    Couldn't go clubbing.
    Couldn't enjoy swimming.
    Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
    Couldn't watch TV
    Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
    Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
    Couldn't read unless it's in braille
    Couldn't play a videogame.

    I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

    Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

    So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    I've been so drunk I couldn't find my penis before,till I started peeing that is

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    I've been so drunk I couldn't find my penis before,till I started peeing that is
    Now that's pretty fucking small, "Grip".

    I remember going to a restaurant, I walk into the bathroom and this fucking white guy was in the handicap stall with door open and little white dick out and was swaying almost like he was going to fall.

    He could have closed the fucking door, drunk motherfucker!!

    He fucking had a kid's penis.

    (now I'll hear dumb jokes about what I saw )
    Last edited by Busyman; 01-28-2006 at 11:11 AM.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Adster
    put it this way i have been almost blind since I was born I can live without sight but not my penis!!!
    I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

    I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

    Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

    Fuck that.

    I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

    Couldn't drive a car.
    Couldn't defend myself.
    Couldn't shop for groceries properly
    Couldn't go clubbing.
    Couldn't enjoy swimming.
    Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
    Couldn't watch TV
    Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
    Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
    Couldn't read unless it's in braille
    Couldn't play a videogame.

    I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

    Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

    So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.

    i will never be able to get my liecnece because of it I can and have only used 1 eye my entire life the other one is useless

    Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
    Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon


    those 2 things are pretty impossible for me too I cant see a live band or sporting event hardly at all just make out figures
    Last edited by Adster; 01-28-2006 at 11:11 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adster
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

    I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

    Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

    Fuck that.

    I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

    Couldn't drive a car.
    Couldn't defend myself.
    Couldn't shop for groceries properly
    Couldn't go clubbing.
    Couldn't enjoy swimming.
    Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
    Couldn't watch TV
    Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
    Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
    Couldn't read unless it's in braille
    Couldn't play a videogame.

    I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

    Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

    So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.

    i will never be able to get my liecnece because of it I can and have only used 1 eye my entire life the other one is useless

    Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
    Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon


    those 2 things are pretty impossible for me too I cant see a live band or sporting event hardly at all just make out figures
    Yeah my cousin got shot in the head and his friend was shot in the throat.

    He threw his friend in the car and drove to the hospital.
    He said they both were running from a scuffle and then it felt like someone hit him in the head with a baseball bat.

    He lost one of his eyes which affects his depth perception. I was just over his house fixing his phone before I went for surgery. I told him he was lucky I brought my tools home 'cause asked for the favor after I was already off.

    Now I could lose ONE eye and keep my johnson but not both.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adster
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

    I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

    Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

    Fuck that.

    I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

    Couldn't drive a car.
    Couldn't defend myself.
    Couldn't shop for groceries properly
    Couldn't go clubbing.
    Couldn't enjoy swimming.
    Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
    Couldn't watch TV
    Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
    Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
    Couldn't read unless it's in braille
    Couldn't play a videogame.

    I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

    Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

    So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.

    i will never be able to get my liecnece because of it I can and have only used 1 eye my entire life the other one is useless

    Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
    Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon


    those 2 things are pretty impossible for me too I cant see a live band or sporting event hardly at all just make out figures
    With one good eye? Why not?
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

    Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
    ---12323---4552-----
    2133--STRENGTH--8310
    344---5--5301---3232

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    nah its not a good eye

    i was born with a fucked eye condition

    1 eye is 6-60 (*the fucked one)
    the other eye 36-6

    this means in English you can see 60 metres ahead I can only see 6 and 36 on 6 yes 36 metres ahead I can only see 6 so the 60/6 eye I never use and never have so I might as well lose it Ive just grown accustom all my life using one eye

    it sux not being able to drive

    and my PC is always gonna be on 800 600 resalution too

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    Busy has some good points about being able to see. I think the main one is being able to watch our children grow up. On the flip side most of the other stuff is debateable. Being blind is only as much a disability as one allows it to be. Many blind people have fuller lives than fully sighted people, they adapt. (and we all know the woman has bumps around the nipples that are Braille words that say "suck here").

    I will say that I have seen things that I wish I had not. (I became an atheist, I wasn't raised one)
    Last edited by vidcc; 01-28-2006 at 03:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busy
    I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

    Couldn't drive a car.
    Couldn't defend myself.
    Couldn't shop for groceries properly
    Couldn't go clubbing.
    Couldn't enjoy swimming.
    Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
    Couldn't watch TV
    Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
    Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
    Couldn't read unless it's in braille
    Couldn't play a videogame.
    The order that they came into your mind is quite bizarre
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc
    Busy has some good points about being able to see. I think the main one is being able to watch our children grow up. On the flip side most of the other stuff is debateable. Being blind is only as much a disability as one allows it to be. Many blind people have fuller lives than fully sighted people, they adapt. (and we all know the woman has bumps around the nipples that are Braille words that say "suck here").
    How debatable are these? I think they are pretty cut and dry.

    Couldn't drive a car.
    Couldn't defend myself. Debatable but it would be much harder :nodaredevil:
    Couldn't shop for groceries properly Debatable but it would be much harder nlinedelivery:
    Couldn't go clubbing.
    Couldn't enjoy swimming. Debatable but it would be much harder
    Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.Couldn't watch TV
    Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
    Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
    Couldn't read unless it's in braille
    Couldn't play a videogame

    Last edited by Busyman; 01-28-2006 at 06:45 PM.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

    Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
    ---12323---4552-----
    2133--STRENGTH--8310
    344---5--5301---3232

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