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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Ten Husbands


    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten

    husbands.





    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm

    still a virgin".





    "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten

    times?





    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great

    it's going to be.





    Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was

    supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.





    Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out

    diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.





    Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he

    didn't know when he would be able to deliver.





    Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted

    three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art

    method.





    Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but

    he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.





    Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure

    how to position it.





    Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.





    Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.





    Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him!





    But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"





    "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"





    "You're a Tax Man..... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

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    Wolfmight's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    lol, indeed.

    clever part about the stamp collector too.

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    braP! Thats a good one thanks!

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