Ten Husbands

[hippychick]

Ten Husbands


A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten

husbands.





On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm

still a virgin".





"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten

times?





"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great

it's going to be.





Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was

supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.





Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out

diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.





Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he

didn't know when he would be able to deliver.





Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted

three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art

method.





Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but

he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.





Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure

how to position it.





Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.





Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.





Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him!





But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"





"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"





"You're a Tax Man..... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

[Wolfmight]

lol, indeed.

clever part about the stamp collector too.

[TorrentJunky]

braP! Thats a good one thanks!

[maebach]