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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    How long has manker been getting away with it
    I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

    So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.


    If it turns out that you are, in fact, my Dad - I'm not going to be impressed.

    I don't think I've even said all of that stuff on here but that's uncannily accurate.


    Btw, your tax bill isn't ready yet so stop phoning me.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

    So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.


    If it turns out that you are, in fact, my Dad - I'm not going to be impressed.
    irl

    When are you bringing manlet to stop over btw. Then you and Mrs manker can go out for the night.

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    That's the sort of thing he says in front of missus manker because he knows I'd rather go out with the lads
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    That's the sort of thing he says in front of missus manker because he knows I'd rather go out with the lads
    Poof

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    Oh sorry, you meant lads plural.

    I thought it was just your quaint Welsh ways.

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    not many in his village

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    That's the sort of thing he says in front of missus manker because he knows I'd rather go out with the lads
    Poof
    He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    Poof
    He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser
    Whilst eating triangulated sandwiches and sipping Babycham, presumablement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Poof
    He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser
    Whilst eating triangulated sandwiches and sipping Babycham, presumablement.
    That sentence has a 3 "in joke" quotient.

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