I love pointless swearing. Especially out of the mouths of the very posh, the elderly, or the very young. Imaginative expletives are hilarious.
I love pointless swearing. Especially out of the mouths of the very posh, the elderly, or the very young. Imaginative expletives are hilarious.
Last edited by Blythorama; 01-30-2006 at 09:30 PM.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Crotch, fag, cunt-wanker.
The 1, 1, 2 pattern of swearing works pretty well I think.
It's hot in Topeka.
Rod, fuck, Wales bastard.
It's hot in Topeka.
:double rod:
It's hot in Topeka.
The president of the company i work for does this to try and be one of the lads. Sounds sooooo out of place him swearing lykeOriginally Posted by Blythorama
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
The Great and Chinless swearing is always great.
"Yah yah buggering bugger-balls mumble mumble fuhcking woofters mumble mumble plebs and peasants..."
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
MOST cops do just that...especially MD state troopers and Virginia cops.Originally Posted by vidcc
This guy was a Prince George's County cop. He actually said....
"WHY THE HELL YOU GOING SO FAST? HUH? HUH? {my radar detector is bleeping} SO YOUR RADAR DIDN'T WORK NOW DID IT DID IT? GIMME ME YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!!!!"
Now with your scenario I had a time where I missed my exit for a get together with coworkers at Don Pablo's. If you missed this exit you end up in the HOV lane.
Fucking Virginia cop pulls me over. I expain to him that I don't wanna be in the HOV lane but just missed my exit. I was trying to go to Don Pablo's and I actually wanna turn around. He says. "Yeah if you miss that last exit you end up in HOV." I'm thinking "no shit", idiot. He then tells me how to turn around and gives me a ticket.
When I'm turn around at the next exit, there's a cop up there. He fucking pulls me over and I explain to him that I already got a ticket. He calls down to make sure then lets me on my way.
They are bitches.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
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