View Poll Results: Do you lie about your cawk size?

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Thread: Do you lie about your penis size?

  1. 02-06-2006, 03:07 AM #21
    suprafreak6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyver
    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler

    rofl, although that reply's directed at me, it's still one the the most halarious o3wnage posts I'v seen!!


    edit: i dont get any pussy because first of all im in high school, all the slutty chick has fucking STIs and i aint coming anywhere near them with ma healthy cawk. All the uninfected girls are obviously too goody goody to have anything to do with me. Really, it's hard getting virgin puss.

    hahah yup, pure pwnage!

    heres some advice seedler, get the goodie goodie's drunk, then they turn into fucking FUCKING MACHINES!
    yeah thats what i do,
    a little pure vodka should do it in the highschool punchbowl
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  3. 02-06-2006, 02:39 PM Lounge   -   #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler
    Well on the discovery channel once I read about how elephants have penises that are over 5 feet 5 inches, well I'm 5 feet 8 inches so...
    Are you saying you are one big dick?
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  5. 02-06-2006, 02:43 PM Lounge   -   #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfmight
    No, with a 7"...you don't need to.

    anything 3-4" sucks and 10-11" is kinda fun, but very annoying when you get "hard" in public...very annoying lol.

    How do I know this? You say I've had 3 sizes before? maybe I've had 10...

    hah, I'll let your imagination go crazy at this point.
    It does indeed sound like you have had a fair few dicks
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  7. 02-14-2006, 04:31 AM Lounge   -   #24
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  9. 02-17-2006, 02:37 AM Lounge   -   #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by suprafreak6
    Quote Originally Posted by Guyver


    hahah yup, pure pwnage!

    heres some advice seedler, get the goodie goodie's drunk, then they turn into fucking FUCKING MACHINES!
    yeah thats what i do,
    a little pure vodka should do it in the highschool punchbowl
    fuckin FUCKING MACHINES! < xD
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  11. 03-09-2006, 09:13 PM Lounge   -   #26
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    lol, nice topic, I have never in my life been asked how large my penis is...
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  13. 03-10-2006, 12:43 AM Lounge   -   #27
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    Nope; no-one's interested in mine any more
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  15. 03-11-2006, 09:22 PM Lounge   -   #28
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    I lied once said it was smaller than it was , least she was pleastly surprised . Its a great pick up line at closing time , how small can it be she wonders ?
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