The perfect penis

[j2k4]

There might be a gap in the market there

A gap no doubt easily filled by an implant of some sort.

/me goes and think about a product strategy to sell bigger willies

Would a "grown-up" willie be a William?

[Spider_dude]

a grown up willie is a billie or bill.

[Spider_dude]

or billy even

[j2k4]

Ah.

Live and learn...

[Formula1]

Last night on tv I saw a program about creating the perfect penis.

Apparently you guys feel affected by the ridiculous sized willies shown and porn movies and some of you even feel inadequate.

One of the people in their had his penis enlarged to an astonishing 2 feet. The things looked monstrous. He is no longer about to have oral sex or penetration. Another boy kept filling his penis with fat as to widen it, and yet another boy was going to add 3 inches to the thing although it already measured 7..

Now, me, being a girl, think this is a bit scary. honestly lads, if I ever say someone whip out something like that I'd run away screaming.
Very interested in what the rest of the world thinks of this phenomenon though!

Any comments?

they can show penis on uk tv?

[Barbarossa]

they can show penis on uk tv?

Only floppy ones.