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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    Oct 2002
    A very exited mother asked her daughter: Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?
    Her daughter replied: Better than that, four of them recognized it.

    Fox News is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 7th Tour de France title.
    In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room, were:

    (1) Toothpaste

    (2) Deodorant

    (3) Soap

    French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...

    A man was brought up on charges of bigamy.
    The judged looked at the docket and said, "Good God, man! You’re charged with marrying six women. How could you do such a thing?"

    "Hey, judge, gimme a break," the man replied. "I was only trying to find a good one."

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    @ Lance Armstrong joke


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