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    Sad thing is it has to do with your sig.

    How much longer should I torture you?

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    ....wait ! Butter churning ?!!?

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    Closer.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Milking a cow ???

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    Well, while Magic prolongs this unbearable torture, I'll serve up another lob for the masses.

    You're on a walking tour of an unfamiliar country. Like a complete Noob, you didn't think to buy a map or a compass. You left the town of Dumbass 45 minutes ago and are trying to get to Wanker. You've been told that you will reach a signpost at a 4-way crossroad, and to just follow the sign to Wanker. Problem 1: the signpost has been knocked down.
    Problem 2: The area's deserted, not a home or a human anywhere in sight. How do you decide which road to take ?

  6. Lounge   -   #446
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    You were closer before. I'll end it now.


    The young man came over to the corner
    Where he knew she stood. He stepped up,
    Eager and agile, lifted his tunic
    With hard hands, thrust through her girdle
    Something stiff, worked on the standing
    One his will. Both swayed and shook.
    The young man hurried, was sometimes useful,
    Served well, but always tired
    Sooner than she, weary of the work.
    Under her girdle began to grow
    A hero's reward for laying on dough.


    She is a churn.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

  7. Lounge   -   #447
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    That was my VERY next guess...........................really.

  8. Lounge   -   #448
    Originally posted by Riddler@30 April 2003 - 17:40
    Well, while Magic prolongs this unbearable torture, I'll serve up another lob for the masses.

    You're on a walking tour of an unfamiliar country. Like a complete Noob, you didn't think to buy a map or a compass. You left the town of Dumbass 45 minutes ago and are trying to get to Wanker. You've been told that you will reach a signpost at a 4-way crossroad, and to just follow the sign to Wanker. Problem 1: the signpost has been knocked down.
    Problem 2: The area's deserted, not a home or a human anywhere in sight. How do you decide which road to take ?
    1. use your cell...if it has batteries.

    2. cant you tell where to go by where the sign is lying, if it was knocked down?

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    1....no cellphones.
    2....the sign has been tossed aside.

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    Put the sign back up.

    Point the name of the place you have come from in the correct direction.

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