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    OK, let's get busy !

    Riddle me this, Magic, Z, kAb, ne1 and all who can handle the pressure...

    Carl has a psychological disorder whereby he takes everything literally. He is also incredibly obedient; if you tell him to " hop to it ", he will literally hop.
    When he was out walking in the park recently, he came upon a sign. When he read it, he looked around until he found a gardener, and approached him.
    " Excuse me, " he said to the gardener, in a defiant tone. " There is no freakin' way you're going to get me into one of those bins ! "
    The confused gardener followed Carl's pointing finger to an ordinary garbage bin.
    What did the sign say to cause Carl to behave this way ?

    ( my apologies to anyone here named Carl )

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    "Refuse to be put in the bins provided." Or something like that.

    Not really riddles, you've degraded into brainteasers.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Holy kick my ass Batman ! Well, I guess being so damn smart gives you the right to enforce the rules !

    You're right, though. My name isn't: "Riddler, puzzler, brainteaser, logic problem Dude "....so I shall attempt to stay focused on the task. Here goes........

    In the dripping gloom I see
    A creature with broad antlers, motionless.
    It turns it's head--one gleaming eye devours the dark.
    I hear it cough and clear it's throat
    Then, with a hungry roar, it charges into the night
    And is swallowed whole.

    Whatizit ?

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    A raindeer?

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    Originally posted by Got_memory?@22 April 2003 - 04:21
    A raindeer? 
    Wow ! You're good ! That's absolutely ..... never mind.

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    Come on now kids, no dessert until you eat your liver & broccoli ! This one's not THAT tough is it ?

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    Originally posted by Riddler@22 April 2003 - 02:53
    In the dripping gloom I see
    A creature with broad antlers, motionless.
    It turns it's head--one gleaming eye devours the dark.
    I hear it cough and clear it's throat
    Then, with a hungry roar, it charges into the night
    And is swallowed whole.

    Whatizit ?
    motorcycle

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    YEEEAAAH BABY ! Way to go kAb. Now you can have your dessert...........

    Don't tell MagicNator about this one, cuz I'll catch shit for it being more of a puzzle than a riddle, but I can't help myself !

    A dead man's naked body is lying in the desert.
    Nearby is a heap of clothes.
    There's a straw in the hand of the dead man.
    What happened here ?

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    A donkey ate him!!!


    Well, it could happen!

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    Originally posted by Riddler@22 April 2003 - 14:43
    YEEEAAAH BABY ! Way to go kAb. Now you can have your dessert...........

    Don't tell MagicNator about this one, cuz I'll catch shit for it being more of a puzzle than a riddle, but I can't help myself !

    A dead man's naked body is lying in the desert.
    Nearby is a heap of clothes.
    There's a straw in the hand of the dead man.
    What happened here ?
    i know the answer to that one by chance...
    its the weirdest answer ever...

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