The Riddler's Gauntlet

[Riddler]

Yes, WeeMouse, it very well could, given the staggering number of carnivorous donkeys roaming around the desert these days ! But the donkeys haven't found this guy yet !

[pyromonkey]

a guy was walking in the desert, took off his clothes, put a straw in the hand of a dead man, then lay on the ground and died!!!

@weemouse: you're good a these!!

[Riddler]

Ummm....no.

[J'Pol]

I've posted this in your other thread Riddler. A very basic one, so I'm sure you can answer in moments.

Two mexicans standing on a street corner. One is tall the other short. The short one is the tall ones son, however the tall one is not the small ones father. Discuss.

[pyromonkey]

the tall one is the mother!

[kAb]

Originally posted by pyromonkey@22 April 2003 - 14:57
the tall one is the mother!

lol WHY did i not see that???

[Riddler]

I was just going to say that !!

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by pyromonkey@22 April 2003 - 23:57
the tall one is the mother!

Yes

[pyromonkey]

i got one:

a man walks into the bar, he walks up to the bartender and asks for a glass of water, then the bartender pulls out a gun and yells BANG. The man says "thank you" and walks out the the bar. Explain what happend.

[J'Pol]

It's the second world war and a bomber is flying over Berlin.

Everything is functioning properly, it has a full load.

The pilot presses the correct button to release the bombs, but nothing happens.

Discuss.