A candle and some matches. The light filled the room up.
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A candle and some matches. The light filled the room up.
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things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
completely? what about the corner behind the bookshelf where the father keeps his porn?![]()
Originally posted by MagicNakor@25 April 2003 - 22:23
A candle and some matches. The light filled the room up.
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The mighty Oz knows all !
OK, class, your homework assignment for tonight is:
You've just bought a newly built house, but when you get there with the truck to move your stuff in, you notice that the builders forgot something. Being a bit of a handyman yourself, you decide to finish the job on your own. So, you stroll down to the hardware store and find exactly the things you need at perfectly reasonable prices. The store charges $1.00 for 7, $2.00 for 10, and $3.00 for 100. As luck would have it, you need 880, and you're only going to have to pay the $3.00. What did the builders forget ?
(No asking Oz.....that would be cheating !![]()
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That's too easy RIDDLER. It's house numbers for a sign or something. A $ a digit.!!![]()
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Something to do with the number for your front door perhaps.Originally posted by Riddler@26 April 2003 - 10:55
OK, class, your homework assignment for tonight is:
You've just bought a newly built house, but when you get there with the truck to move your stuff in, you notice that the builders forgot something. Being a bit of a handyman yourself, you decide to finish the job on your own. So, you stroll down to the hardware store and find exactly the things you need at perfectly reasonable prices. The store charges $1.00 for 7, $2.00 for 10, and $3.00 for 100. As luck would have it, you need 880, and you're only going to have to pay the $3.00. What did the builders forget ?
(No asking Oz.....that would be cheating !![]()
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Just checking to see if you guys were still awake !
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And now, one more warm-up question.....
What sattelite has orbited the Earth for the greatest number of consecutive days ?
B) OK, so you're awake ! Very good....
What was the earliest man-made object to break the sound barrier ?
(Hang in there, the good stuff's on the way)
Am I allowed to answer this?
A whip. (Or if you want to be specific, the whip's tip.)
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things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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