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    This from a few pages bak:

    A man leaves home running as fast as he can. He turns left, runs some more, turns left again, runs some more, and turns left again. He is now running towards home and he sees two men in masks standing near home. What's happening?
    Baseball. 2 masked men are umps.

    Hopefully noe one's answered this.

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    I'm told a certain something grows in its pouch, swells and stands up, lifts its covering.
    A proud bride grasped that boneless wonder, the daughter of a king covered that swollen thing with clothing.
    Lips?

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    Originally posted by MagicNakor@27 April 2003 - 03:37
    Jeez, you just won't let me get out of the house for a night, will you Riddler?

    A hint for which one? Both? WeeMouse got the first one.

    The second one is necessary for life.

    Out ?? Are we allowed to go out ?? Cool, I haven't moved for 8 days !

    You say wee got the first one with cuckoo ? Hmmmm.....my brain must be cramping, can't process that one.

    But the second one isn't a pecker, huh ?

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    Sure isn't.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Hmmm.....I'm drawing a blank then.
    And I still can't see the cuckoo connection to the first one....could you explain it for us ? I must be dense.




    While we're waiting for Magic to end this torture.............here's a new one;

    The police found a murder victim and they noticed a pair of tire tracks leading to and from the body. They followed the tracks to a nearby farmhouse where 2 men and a woman were sitting on the porch. There was no car at the farmhouse and none of the three could drive. The police arrested the woman anyway. Why ?

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    I'm told a certain something grows in its pouch, swells and stands up, lifts its covering.
    A proud bride grasped that boneless wonder, the daughter of a king covered that swollen thing with clothing.
    Well, since no one guessed it, here you go. The answer is bread dough.


    Perverts.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Welcome back Magic.....and yeah, sometimes it's tough pulling up out of the gutter of our minds !

    Any ideas re; my last riddle ?

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    Shame on you, breaking out Mindtrap.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Originally posted by MagicNakor@28 April 2003 - 02:09
    Shame on you, breaking out Mindtrap.

    Whoah !.....dude !......where's the camera hidden ?! You truly are freaking me out !

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    A Real Riddle ! ....for all of you purists out there.

    Take away my first letter ; I remain the same. Now take away my fourth letter ; I remain the same. Now, take away my last letter ; I remain the same. What am I ?

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