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    Mindtrap puzzle: She was in a wheelchair.

    Riddle: The postman.


    Edit: I have Mindtrap too, and just happen to remember most of the questions.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    (Waves white flag....)

    I surrender, I shall tuck my tail firmly between my legs and sulk in a corner.

  3. Lounge   -   #433
    Originally posted by dlingeverything@27 April 2003 - 10:49
    This from a few pages bak:

    A man leaves home running as fast as he can. He turns left, runs some more, turns left again, runs some more, and turns left again. He is now running towards home and he sees two men in masks standing near home. What's happening?
    Baseball. 2 masked men are umps.

    Hopefully noe one's answered this.
    while you may think this was easy, you are wrong! one is an ump, the other is the catcher.

  4. Lounge   -   #434
    Originally posted by amphoteric88@27 April 2003 - 02:25
    no, dry ice (solid carbon dioxide)
    it sublimes at a low temp (changes straight from solid to a gas)
    the reason you need the vent is to get rid of the carbon dioxide gas (which can be deadly in enclosed spaces)
    if it was ice, you wouldn't need the vent, and there would be ice on the floor as you said
    well done though 
    i dont get it! so how did he change the bulb??

  5. Lounge   -   #435
    there WAS a block of solid carbon dioxide in the room
    he stood on the block, and changed the bulb.
    the block then turned from solid to gas, in the heat of the room, and the block "disappeared"
    therefore, he stood on the block to reach lightbulb

  6. Lounge   -   #436
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    Here's another one.

    The young man came over to the corner
    Where he knew she stood. He stepped up,
    Eager and agile, lifted his tunic
    With hard hands, thrust through her girdle
    Something stiff, worked on the standing
    One his will. Both swayed and shook.
    The young man hurried, was sometimes useful,
    Served well, but always tired
    Sooner than she, weary of the work.
    Under her girdle began to grow
    A hero's reward for laying on dough.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

  7. Lounge   -   #437
    Originally posted by amphoteric88@28 April 2003 - 19:47
    there WAS a block of solid carbon dioxide in the room
    he stood on the block, and changed the bulb.
    the block then turned from solid to gas, in the heat of the room, and the block "disappeared"
    therefore, he stood on the block to reach lightbulb
    thats the most retarded thing ive ever heard! oh well...

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    Originally posted by MagicNakor@28 April 2003 - 17:48
    Here's another one.

    The young man came over to the corner
    Where he knew she stood. He stepped up,
    Eager and agile, lifted his tunic
    With hard hands, thrust through her girdle
    Something stiff, worked on the standing
    One his will. Both swayed and shook.
    The young man hurried, was sometimes useful,
    Served well, but always tired
    Sooner than she, weary of the work.
    Under her girdle began to grow
    A hero's reward for laying on dough.

    That's just way too juicy to be sexual !........[B]must.....get......mind.....out....of.....gutter[/B]

  9. Lounge   -   #439
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    Hehehehehe.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

  10. Lounge   -   #440
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    Nope, I've looked at it from every direction my feeble mind could imagine and if it's not an excerpt from Ye Olde Victorian Book of Wanking, it's about bread-making.....or horseback riding....or .....dammit, Magic, yer killin me !!

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