Worst. Poll. Ever.
Seriously, Seedler, did your mommy drop you on your head too many times when you were a baby?
Worst. Poll. Ever.
Seriously, Seedler, did your mommy drop you on your head too many times when you were a baby?
The wife's like that. Then she wonders why she gets constipated.Originally Posted by Busyman
If you gotta go you gotta go. I'll shit anywhere.
True. However, I'm able to shit at home before or after I go somewhere. I rather shit at home OR at work (as I explaned before).Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Public restrooms are fucking nasty MOST of the time....especially at the drive-in or restaurant.
I'd only go if I had a bubblygurglingstomachhurtingabouttoshitmyself shit...and even then I'd rather shit in a forest and wipe my ass with dry leaves.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
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You should see how bad the washrooms are in Chinatown...
I held my breath and ran in, started pissing as fast as I could, but before I could finish I breathed in some shit air and I almost puked.
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I too can’t go in any public places.Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I won’t go anywhere but my own house unless it’s a real emergency. My girlfriend and have been together for about a year and a half and I’ve spent many nights there but I’ve never taken a dump there. Even if I have to really go I’ll just wait it out until I come home. Same thing goes for any of my friends houses as well.
Usually crapping over your girlfriend's house will come with being comfortable and relationship maturity. I mean friend's and girlfriend's houses aren't public places so that's a different matter. I don't crap in public places 'cause they are fucking nasty.
You probably look at shitting over someone else's house like going in their refrigerator and it's a little hard to take newspaper in there.
Another thing is you might feel ashamed of them hearing shit noises or coming in the bathroom right after you and hitting that shit smell.
I was same way but me and the gf live together now so all bets are off. If over a friend's house and I reeeeaally have to go, I give some courtesy flushes. If I have matches, I light one.
I also like to wash my ass after a shit. I don't care if it's wet toilet paper with soap on it if that's the only thing available.
Otherwise, a person just has smeared shit on their ass.
If you had shit on your hand, would you just wipe it off or also wash it off?
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
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Sometimes I'm doing something very interesting on the computer and all the sudden I have a turd hangin out. I go about 1-5 more minutes with the turd ready to "FIRE!", because the interesting/exciteing new software, document, or whatever has got me too hooked. It's almost relaxing...for a few minutes that is. Then I go drop the bomb...nuke the toilet (poor bastard)
Anyone have the same feeling?
no, but i know wut u meanOriginally Posted by Wolfmight
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