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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    what's french for chauffeur?
    Henri paul

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    I had to google that to get it

    was funny once I did though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    I had to google that to get it

    was funny once I did though
    I did likewise and concur with your verdict.

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    it's been found in my own town!
    silly eejits have been driving it about here for 4 days.

    it's been taken away to see if they can get any evidence from it, but they have chipped out the lock and ignition and all that stuff.

    police couldn't say if me Muphys cd or the choc was there though. bet those filthy police have eaten my wonka bar.
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    Well, if it still rolls, that's something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    those filthy police have eaten my wonka bar. [/I]
    Tell me that isn't a euphemism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    scumish hoor-rags gypo bellend waster cnuts went n stole my friggin' car last night.


    i'm not amused, btw.
    Some f**kers broke into my car a couple of weeks ago. They smashed the passenger window and stole money from my wallet. The funny thing was they didnt take the satnav or any of the credit cards from the wallet. I was stupid enough to leave the wallet under the seat with £90 in it.

    It must have been kids who didnt know what was the most valuable. the fact they didnt take any of the credit cards was a big relief.
    Robert00000

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert00000
    It must have been kids who didnt know what was the most valuable. the fact they didnt take any of the credit cards was a big relief.
    They probably just skimmed them and have now made a brazillion copies which they are selling around school, n00b!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Quote Originally Posted by Robert00000
    It must have been kids who didnt know what was the most valuable. the fact they didnt take any of the credit cards was a big relief.
    They probably just skimmed them and have now made a brazillion copies which they are selling around school, n00b!


    Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

    Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


    Oh ... wait
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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