fecking gawd damned theiving pikey

[Lilmiss]

Roller skates and harness

i have a feeling i'd hit every lamp post and tree while travelling in the opposite direction to work. good enough excuse for being late and covered in poo though.

[Guillaume]

Oh well, take the bus then



/orf to sleep.

[lynx]

If the starter's missing, I'm betting VB's got it.

When you get it back, make sure you put a rope round it.
About 18" above the ground is optimum, according to JP.

[lynx]

/orf to sheep.

Somehow, I knew you were really Welsh.

[hobbes]

Roller skates and harness

i have a feeling i'd hit every lamp post and tree while travelling in the opposite direction to work. good enough excuse for being late and covered in poo though.

How scataliciously hawt

You not only got your "chocolate bar" eaten, but had it spattered all over you as well.

[Lilmiss]

not even replying to that filth, hobbes.

[JPaul]

Robert's right, "customer not present" credit card fraud does not take place in the UK. FFS they would need your name, card number and the security digits from the back of the card. What's the chances of them getting that well.

Why the fuck would he go to all of the bother of cancelling the cards and getting new ones sent out, that would be mental.

You've been to retardland too i see. How long would it take to note credit card details down? Longer than just pinching the money and running after the car alarm sounds i'm guessing.

It really makes no difference, because you made the story up anyway. You're just another interweb fantasist, but everyone knew that anyway.

[JPaul]

i have a feeling i'd hit every lamp post and tree while travelling in the opposite direction to work. good enough excuse for being late and covered in poo though.

How scataliciously hawt

You not only got your "chocolate bar" eaten, but had it spattered all over you as well.

That's just sick.

[manker]

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

Here in retardedland, we cancel our credit cards when a theif has rifled thro' our wallets. It's a weird retarded concept called commmon sense.

We even set up a retarded system called Cardnet who we pay fifteen of our retarded pounds to every year, one call to them renders all of our cards useless. We then get all of our retarded cards sent back to us the very next day.

Altho' retarded, it's a lot better than taking a chance that the theif didn't make an impression of your cards.

However, you've no need to know this since, as has been pointed out, you're just an interweb fantasist who almost certainly made the whole thing up.

[Barbarossa]

I just crafted a very long reply similar to yours, detailing all the common sense things robertnull should do/have already done, but then didn't bother to post it.

Fuck him, if he wants to be a victim of identity theft then let him.