fecking gawd damned theiving pikey

[manker]

Did you pretend to be from retardedland too, if not then mine > yours

[Barbarossa]

Ohhhh, I thought that was some kind of theme-park in his fantasyworld

[Robert00000]

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

Here in retardedland, we cancel our credit cards when a theif has rifled thro' our wallets. It's a weird retarded concept called commmon sense.

We even set up a retarded system called Cardnet who we pay fifteen of our retarded pounds to every year, one call to them renders all of our cards useless. We then get all of our retarded cards sent back to us the very next day.

Altho' retarded, it's a lot better than taking a chance that the theif didn't make an impression of your cards.

However, you've no need to know this since, as has been pointed out, you're just an interweb fantasist who almost certainly made the whole thing up.

Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

[Robert00000]

Just missed the "i" out, it happens sometimes when i type fast.

unlike you to miss out the most important word in your vocabulary.

I've been taking myself for granted lately

[manker]

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

Anyone in the whole wide world who is one IQ point above imbecile would know that

[Barbarossa]

Here in retardedland, we cancel our credit cards when a theif has rifled thro' our wallets. It's a weird retarded concept called commmon sense.

We even set up a retarded system called Cardnet who we pay fifteen of our retarded pounds to every year, one call to them renders all of our cards useless. We then get all of our retarded cards sent back to us the very next day.

Altho' retarded, it's a lot better than taking a chance that the theif didn't make an impression of your cards.

However, you've no need to know this since, as has been pointed out, you're just an interweb fantasist who almost certainly made the whole thing up.

Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

CPP, who I'm with, sound alot like cardnet. They do the same thing anyway, thankfully I've never had to call on their services.

My story was that I hadn't realised that someone had skimmed my card (I think it was in a local petrol station, but I can't be sure), until my statement came at the end of the month, and a load of transactions had taken place in Essex, some 150 miles away. The card company could also tell that a physical card had been presented at the time of the transaction, that's how they knew that the card had been skimmed, rather than just the details copied. (I don't know if this is still as much of a problem now that chip-n-pin has come in? )

Luckily, the card company could tell that I hadn't made the purchases, because "it was outside my normal pattern of spending" ( ), so they reimbursed me.

This means that the card company takes the hit for the fraud, something that sooner or later they are going to get pretty pissed off with, especially at the levels of fraud and identity theft that are going on at the moment.

It's in all of our best interests to help them out, which means that if you have any concerns that your security details have been compromised, you have a duty to report it, so they can cancel the cards and issue you with new ones.

[Gripper]

Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

CPP, who I'm with, sound alot like cardnet. They do the same thing anyway, thankfully I've never had to call on their services.

My story was that I hadn't realised that someone had skimmed my card (I think it was in a local petrol station, but I can't be sure), until my statement came at the end of the month, and a load of transactions had taken place in Essex, some 150 miles away. The card company could also tell that a physical card had been presented at the time of the transaction, that's how they knew that the card had been skimmed, rather than just the details copied. (I don't know if this is still as much of a problem now that chip-n-pin has come in? )

Luckily, the card company could tell that I hadn't made the purchases, because "it was outside my normal pattern of spending" ( ), so they reimbursed me.

This means that the card company takes the hit for the fraud, something that sooner or later they are going to get pretty pissed off with, especially at the levels of fraud and identity theft that are going on at the moment.

It's in all of our best interests to help them out, which means that if you have any concerns that your security details have been compromised, you have a duty to report it, so they can cancel the cards and issue you with new ones.

Sage advivce

[JPaul]

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

Anyone in the whole wide world who is one IQ point above imbecile would know that

I knew it

I can also spell important, which must make me 2 points above imbecile.

I also know that making cash withdrawals with a credit card is mental and any accountant worthy of the name would tell you to stop doing it. Coz you get charged for the priv, rather than getting a period of interest free credit, then paying off the bill avoiding interest.

So, all told, I claim to be 3 IQ points above imbecile.

[JPaul]

Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

CPP, who I'm with, sound alot like cardnet. They do the same thing anyway, thankfully I've never had to call on their services.

My story was that I hadn't realised that someone had skimmed my card (I think it was in a local petrol station, but I can't be sure), until my statement came at the end of the month, and a load of transactions had taken place in Essex, some 150 miles away. The card company could also tell that a physical card had been presented at the time of the transaction, that's how they knew that the card had been skimmed, rather than just the details copied. (I don't know if this is still as much of a problem now that chip-n-pin has come in? )

Luckily, the card company could tell that I hadn't made the purchases, because "it was outside my normal pattern of spending" ( ), so they reimbursed me.

This means that the card company takes the hit for the fraud, something that sooner or later they are going to get pretty pissed off with, especially at the levels of fraud and identity theft that are going on at the moment.

It's in all of our best interests to help them out, which means that if you have any concerns that your security details have been compromised, you have a duty to report it, so they can cancel the cards and issue you with new ones.

Nice post, informative yet entertaining.

[manker]

Anyone in the whole wide world who is one IQ point above imbecile would know that

I knew it

I can also spell important, which must make me 2 points above imbecile.

I also know that making cash withdrawals with a credit card is mental and any accountant worthy of the name would tell you to stop doing it. Coz you get charged for the priv, rather than getting a period of interest free credit, then paying off the bill avoiding interest.

So, all told, I claim to be 3 IQ points above imbecile.

Tee hee.


Poor Bob probably doesn't understand the difference between a credit card and a debit card - but let's not hold that against him. Poor chap is relying on his accountant to spot if anyone's used his card fraudulently. Unless Bert's accountant only has about four clients, it's unlikely that he peruses Rob's stuff more than once every three months - for the VAT.

Of course, the client thinks that his accountant does the VAT but everyone on this board knows that proper accountants employ minimum wage burds with big tits to do VAT computations. It's like work experience till they get on to do more difficult stuff like filing.

Therefore Bertie is most likely relying on a 17 year old called Shaznay to spot an alteration in his spending patterns three months down the line.