fecking gawd damned theiving pikey

[GepperRankins]

if i cloned someone credit card, i'd try to make it look like i hadn't

[JPaul]

I knew it

I can also spell important, which must make me 2 points above imbecile.

I also know that making cash withdrawals with a credit card is mental and any accountant worthy of the name would tell you to stop doing it. Coz you get charged for the priv, rather than getting a period of interest free credit, then paying off the bill avoiding interest.

So, all told, I claim to be 3 IQ points above imbecile.

Tee hee.


Poor Bob probably doesn't understand the difference between a credit card and a debit card - but let's not hold that against him. Poor chap is relying on his accountant to spot if anyone's used his card fraudulently. Unless Bert's accountant only has about four clients, it's unlikely that he peruses Rob's stuff more than once every three months - for the VAT.

Of course, the client thinks that his accountant does the VAT but everyone on this board knows that proper accountants employ minimum wage burds with big tits to do VAT computations. It's like work experience till they get on to do more difficult stuff like filing.

Therefore Bertie is most likely relying on a 17 year old called Shaznay to spot an alteration in his spending patterns three months down the line.

An accountant preparing VAT returns would be like a mathematician keeping the scores at darts.

I know this sounds like pish, but whilst I was at really big school I played darts with an astrophysicist on several occasions. He was like some sort of maths savant, but really pish at adding up and taking away. We were like, "no manker, that's 26 you scored, so add on 4 and take away 30".

He was also pish at playing darts.

[JPaul]

if i cloned someone credit card, i'd try to make it look like i hadn't

How, by whistling nonchalantly whilst walking away.

[manker]

Have I ever mentioned how the darts team of the pub I lived in demanded that I be treasurer for them and keep score on occasion. Due to the bank clerk thing.

I was fecking terrible at looking after money, due to the drinking and awful at the taking stuff away on the scoreboard - due to being pish at mental arithmetic.

[Guillaume]

Were you at least able to play darts without seriously wounding yourself?

[manker]

I'm a pretty good darter, provided someone tells me which doubles to go for and how many I have left. If that's not allowed (like in a league game), I'm fecked.

Good aimist - crap strategist

[JPaul]

I have noticed this, oft times chaps who can cope with the esoteric nature of numbers and how they juxtapose with the rest of the universe find difficulty with taking away.

Also the hard of thinking assume that Accountants can add up. Which is the equivalent of assuming that the poet laureate must be a good speller. I s'pose it's natural for people to think of things in terms they understand.

A famous physicist (maybe Niels Bohr) once said "anybody who says they understand quantum physics and doesn't think WTF, is a lying cunt". I paraphrase.

[Biggles]

I'm a pretty good darter, provided someone tells me which doubles to go for and how many I have left. If that's not allowed (like in a league game), I'm fecked.

Good aimist - crap strategist

Worst sporting injury I ever had was playing darts. Put my back out as dork distracted me mid throw - it was absolute agony and had to sleep on the floor for a week.

I was only 17 at the time.

PS Hope the car and cds come back in reasonable nick - you got no chance with the wonka bar.

[Lilmiss]

you got no chance with the wonka bar.

what do you know?

[Biggles]

you got no chance with the wonka bar.

what do you know?

If you had been in that car would you have eaten it?




Unless you got lucky and they were allergic to chocolate.