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    Aaron_T's Avatar A duck is watching.
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    shes dead.
    Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    Dead whorish.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    She's probably got a boyfriend and/or has started getting shitfaced at the local.


    Happy Birthday, gemby!
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    She's probably got a boyfriend ...
    Whore.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Would be nice if she turned up again lolf.

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    Mmmm wonder where the little kitty is?

    Happy birthday anyway Gembs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sArA
    Mmmm wonder where the little kitty is?

    Happy birthday anyway Gembs.
    She's precocious lil thing, prob busy winning nobel prizes.

    happy birthday anyway gembs
    Robert00000

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    Maybe she got combusted?



    Spontaneous human combustion (SHC) is the alleged burning of a person's body without a readily apparent, identifiable external source of ignition. The combustion may result in simple burns and blisters to the skin, smoking, or a complete incineration of the body. The latter is the form most often 'recognized' as SHC. There is much speculation and controversy over SHC. It is not a proven natural occurrence, but many theories have attempted to explain SHC's existence and how it may occur. The two most common explanations offered to account for apparent SHC are the non-spontaneous "wick effect" fire, and the rare discharge called static flash fires. Although mathematically it can be shown that the human body contains enough energy stored in the form of fat and other tissues to consume it completely, in normal circumstances bodies will not sustain a flame on their own.

    Birthday candles, likely set off the whole thing.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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