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Thread: Things that stick in your brain and make you laugh

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    I was coming into work and I asked the guys leaving how the night went.

    I got:

    "Aw man, we were so busy that we got the full Boheka without benefit of a reach around".

    All righty then.

    I have no idea what a "full Boheka" is, but I'm not really sure I could handle the truth.

    I keep mumbling the phrase and suppressing a laugh.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    lynx's Avatar .
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    It's obviously twice as good as a half Boheka.
    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    I got one of those apple sticker thingies stuck on my brain.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    I actually burst out laughing when I read that.

    If you knew the guy who said that, you would start to wonder why he knew that phrase.

    Ok, the story of Joe:

    Joe was allegedly after this girl in college and started taking all these art and ballet courses so that he could get her.

    Anywho, to impress her with his "tolerance" he shows up at a "gay pride" parade in Dallas.

    Randomly, the Dallas press takes a picture of the parade, with Joe as the focal point, standing on the streets.

    A family friend in Dallas sends the photo to Joe's parents in Houston.

    Joe arrives home with Mom holding the newspaper photo in hand, crying and wondering what is wrong with her boy.

    So Joe marries the girl in the picture with him.

    Currently they are divorced, and I keep teasing Joe that he really only married her to cover up his real sexual preference.

    The data just keeps adding up.

    Not joking, not rodding, just "the facts".
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    everytime i go to a checkout i nearly burst out laughing, it started at work and i don't know why

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hobbes
    Anywho, to impress her with his "tolerance" he shows up at a "gay pride" parade in Dallas.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

    Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple

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    anything from chappelle.

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Del boy falling through the bar in "Only fools and horses",whilst trying to look cool and impress some girls

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Jocko McBannockburn

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