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    Tweedy old crow
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    I'm sure Karma is after me so here's a list of my sins from the past month or so.

    Please do join in so I don't feel too evil

    1. Stole some Vaseline menthol from the local Tesco
    ( did lose it the next day though)

    2. bf and I stole a packet of sausages because the thing wouldn't scan, wouldn't accept the code on the packet and there was no shop assistant to be seen ( I think maybe we were meant to take 'em, after all, they were reduced)

    3. Got snogged by someone who wasn't my bf whilst very drunk


    There, that's me squared up.



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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Had impure thoughts about Kelly Brook.

    That's about it.

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    Spider_dude's Avatar cawk BT Rep: +4
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    stole 48 cans of lager from gypos on holiday.

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    I was mean to a farmer once,

    and I always call my sister fat, because she is.

    Also I thought about becoming Buddhist, but realised Buddhists don't eat meat, then I said "Gandhi was a twat" out loud.
    Last edited by DorisInsinuate; 02-13-2006 at 02:48 PM.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    shot a bird

    shot a guy in leg (bb gun)

    hit my dog out of coolness

    lied

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    4play's Avatar knob jockey
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    about to dump someone the day before valentines day.

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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4play
    about to dump someone the day before valentines day.
    premeditated sin

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    I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    I had impure thoughts

    And I lied to some random blonde chick who wanted to get it on with me or something to put her off, 'cos I couldn't be bothered with her right then (in hindsight, that was prolly my loss).




    Oh yeah, and I did rob that old lady.

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chebus
    I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.
    Sugar mines

    Wtf was all that about? I'm laughing thinking about it but can't for the life of me remember why you said it.


    My confession is that I told my missus that Chebus was a mate I knew from university. It all got a bit confusing when I decided to tell her the shameful truth but I think I got away with it
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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