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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    Oct 2002
    A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?"
    The New York girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

    The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

    An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
    The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

    "Never Father, I'm Jewish."

    "So then, why are you telling me?"

    "That's because I'm telling everybody!"

    Two Jewish men, "Sid" and "Al," were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"
    Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

    When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."

    He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews."

    Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

    The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.

    While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

    The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews."

    "Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

    "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "All we have is orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews."

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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    May 2003
    the latter joke is orignially done by Tommy Cooper with Chinese Jews... still, hillariouse!!


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