Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks
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Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks
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Originally Posted by TheCanuk
Weeks? I'd have stabbed you in the neck within hours.
Most girls love the nasty cnuts. So you have to cuss, burp n scratch your crotch even more than usual. Top it off with tripping her over on a stairway, and sleeping with her ma.
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spmado
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/me taeks notes
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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And don't try sexoring her Pa on teh doorstep.
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spmado
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As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Four Star Cynic
Well that's obvious. You always wait and invite him for a threesome.And don't try sexoring her Pa on teh doorstep.
It's hot in Topeka.
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How to lose a girl in 5 mins
Tell her you watch other women doing "stuff"
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stuff?
like, snorting.
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mostly harmless
You're just storing up trouble for later on, my young Padawan.Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks
en(un)lightened
So:Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks
After five weeks, you're still on cloud nine, and you can't get your wallet open?
Sounds like a plan.
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