best wai to open a

[JPaul]

I did, gimboid.

then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

Revenge is a dish best served with coconut.

[Santa]

buy hummer, then drive the coconut to university so it may learn to open up spiritually.

[Snee]

Last I opened one, I think I drove a nail into it, and then pulled it out and did that over a couple of times, so I could pour the milk out.

'cos I didn't want any bits of shell in it, like wot you get when you drill



Then I just went at it with a saw.



I'm self-taught

[GepperRankins]

buy hummer, then drive the coconut to university so it may learn to open up spiritually.

it probably wont want to come back in a car that does 3 metres per galon though


i just hit coconuts with hammers

[Gripper]

Take them upstairs and drop on concrete,works with heads to

[GepperRankins]

so i'm not the only person who thought it would be fun to slap t'nut on a coconut and nearly knocked myself out?

[Gripper]

http://www.taveuniresort.com/gallery72.html
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Elect...conut_20opener
http://firefirefly.blogspot.com/2005...er-person.html

[manker]

so i'm not the only person who thought it would be fun to slap t'nut on a coconut and nearly knocked myself out?

No, but you're probably the only person to use such creative grammar in order to describe the event

[GepperRankins]

so i'm not the only person who thought it would be fun to slap t'nut on a coconut and nearly knocked myself out?

No, but you're probably the only person to use such creative grammar in order to describe the event

yorkshire term


or was that a rod?

or your dirty mind?

[manker]

lol, geptard. Stop looking for rods where there are none.

You mixed your tenses up, nothing too serious