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    Tweedy old crow
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    that are sitting accross from me in the library.
    Was trying to concentrate this morning because I had to send out a letter in Dutch( very difficult if you don't speak it that often anymore)
    They're shouting stuff like

    'watch your truffle'
    'don't get a bird, get a dog'
    'watch out, that's worth 80 points'
    'that came out of my bank'
    'what would you do when I fell out of the window'
    'two shots, no 1, no2, no1'

    If that bloody kid with his NHS glasses isn't going to shut his hole very shortly he'll find out what it's like to fall out of the window


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    You should also cover them in ketchup.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Tweedy old crow
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    You're right.

    Maybe brown sauce will be a more appropriate punishment. It stings more in the eyes I'm sure


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    Then they will get it on the books and be banned from the Library!
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Excellent!


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    The librarian allows them to yammer on like that? The librarian needs to toss them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zapjb
    The librarian allows them to yammer on like that? The librarian needs to toss them.
    I need to start going to whatever library you go to!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky1
    If that bloody kid with his NHS glasses isn't going to shut his hole very shortly he'll find out what it's like to fall out of the window
    Demonstrating defenestration first-hand, kiddo?

    Go for it...
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Quote Originally Posted by zapjb
    The librarian allows them to yammer on like that? The librarian needs to toss them.
    I need to start going to whatever library you go to!


    Should we create a separate G-mail account for phoaties of librarians that toss?

    This could make a reader out of me yet.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    I didn't say toss them off.

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