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If Jade Goody can make £3.5 million from just being thick on Big Brother I'm pretty sure I can make a couple of million GBP or more from being the bloke who shagged Jessica Alba.
I could sell my story to the papers, write a book about it, do club tours, do the talk-show circuit, get an advertising deal with Durex, etc. I'd become a "nonebrity". In fact, I'd probably be on the the next Celebrity Big Brother.
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Ok that makes more sense. Pirated DVD porn sales just didn't.Originally Posted by Cheese
How would anyone know about your shag?
I take it Big Brother is pretty popular over in bratland.
Weird. Pop Idol I think bombed over there but American Idol is popular over here. In fact, it's a TV behometh.
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That bloke Ruben who won it is a bit of a behemoth too.Ok that makes more sense. Pirated DVD porn sales just didn't.
How would anyone know about your shag?
I take it Big Brother is pretty popular over in bratland.
Weird. Pop Idol I think bombed over there but American Idol is popular over here. In fact, it's a TV behometh.
As for the topic:
I'd do Alba if I could make money off it like Cheese suggests, otherwise I know more interesting women IRL. The money would be pretty sweet.
Oh yeah, and calling a random woman you don't know a slut without a good reason is probably a sign of you being a wee kid or something, in need of growing up.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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She isn't random and would be a slut if she fucked for 2 mill. I think Seedler was just trying to be sensationalist.That bloke Ruben who won it is a bit of a behemoth too.Ok that makes more sense. Pirated DVD porn sales just didn't.
How would anyone know about your shag?
I take it Big Brother is pretty popular over in bratland.
Weird. Pop Idol I think bombed over there but American Idol is popular over here. In fact, it's a TV behometh.
As for the topic:
I'd do Alba if I could make money off it like Cheese suggests, otherwise I know more interesting women IRL. The money would be pretty sweet.
Oh yeah, and calling a random woman you don't know a slut without a good reason is probably a sign of you being a wee kid or something, in need of growing up.
I think he equates the fact that she gets paid to be in magazines and movies with the fact that he wanks over those magazines and movies thus making her a whore.
It's Seedy logic at best.
Oh and Ruben is quite huge over here. Over in bratland, he'd be huge as well.
He can sing his big ass off.
I'm just opposite of most folks that watch American Idol. I like the last round while most like the rounds leading up to it.
I don't care about the stories or the dorks making an ass of themselves. The last round is more like Star Search.
Last edited by Busyman; 02-23-2006 at 07:55 PM.
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I was pretty sure she wasn't going to be the one who got the money
I took it to mean that you'd pass up an opportunity to make 2 mill and have sex with her instead.
But yeah, I'm with you where he is concerned, he was probably attention-whoring and the rest sounds about right.
Ruben is frikkin' enormous.
But I suppose it's cool that he doesn't look like a lot of the plastic people who tend to be in the glitzier reality shows and such.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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Sorry, I was equating that to an earlier post of mine.I was pretty sure she wasn't going to be the one who got the money
I took it to mean that you'd pass up an opportunity to make 2 mill and have sex with her instead.
But yeah, I'm with you where he is concerned, he was probably attention-whoring and the rest sounds about right.
Ruben is frikkin' enormous.
But I suppose it's cool that he doesn't look like a lot of the plastic people who tend to be in the glitzier reality shows and such.
Yeah, big Rube is well...a big cube but I will say that the American Idol winners, so far can sing very well.If any of you had 2 million dollars, would you pay it all to fuck Jessica Alba?
The last round of American Idol isn't a "reality show" like say a Big Brother.
It's simply a singing competition.
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BT Rep: +1
Don't get too technical, because how could a contest really agree to give someone 5 nights of hot sex with jessica alba? That's a legal issue...selling sex like that.
This is all pretend, so let's pretend...you can sell the DVD copies of it too.
o.k.?
Yea, I know it can't be hypathetical, but it's fun to imagine a world that's different.
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but, but, but.....
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But nothin'but, but, but.....
Hot sex is like...Hot sex
2 mil is like...2 mil
Hot sex = Pleasure and Cash
2 mil = Money
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When I get the 2 mil, it's not like my dick is gonna get chopped off.But nothin'
Hot sex is like...Hot sex
2 mil is like...2 mil
Hot sex = Pleasure and Cash
2 mil = Money
I can turn 2 mil into 4 mil easier than you can turn hot sex into any cash.
With 2 mil I have more avenues with which to make more money. You would just have one and not a very viable one.
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