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    Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson.
    "That depends," he said. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."

    "Let's see the $2.00 model," said Morris the miser.

    The salesperson put the device around Morris' neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.

    "How does it work?" , asked Morris.

    "For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesperson replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."



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    A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious.
    Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists. Nothing. He even tries mouth to mouth. The gorgeous woman does not respond. Finally, the guy takes another tack. He unbuttons the girl's blouse, and slides it off her body. Then, unhooking her bra, he begins to massage and fondle her firm, soft breasts.

    The girl begins to moan and gasp in pleasure, her nipples stiffening, and finally her eyes flutter open.

    "Oh thank you," she sighs. Looking down at the guy's hands, still massaging her tits, she goes on. "Tell me, how did you think of such a novel way to revive me?"

    "It wasn't my idea," he says. "That guy over there kept shouting, "Rubber balloons ..... Rubber balloons!"

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