Originally Posted by
Cheese
No. I used to work in a shop that sold BB guns. It was truly sad the tragic-cases that used to come in and buy the plastic replica cock-substitutes. Except this one time my sister bought one just to shoot me with. True story.
I have a soft-air gun, a plastic one that looks like wot the gun Bond uses looks like. It's 'cos my parents never let me keep any chickens, I reckon.
Actually I bought it to use for target practice in the back yard, I am, or maybe used to be a good shot, was in a club briefly when I was little, and I figured it'd be fun to maybe take that up again.
I shot my younger siblings with it, then I told them they* were whiny bitches for whining and shot myself to prove it didn't hurt.
It hurt like a mofo.
*mostly one of the brothers
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