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Thread: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

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    Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

    The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

    'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

    The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

    The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

    So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

    I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

    So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
    Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

    Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.

    DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!!
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    What if she was senile?

    She shot their nuts off. Justice served.

    She should get jail time. Justice served.

    Her actions were nice and everything but what if they WERE the wrong guys?

    Good post btw.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    What if she was senile?

    She shot their nuts off. Justice served.

    She should get jail time. Justice served.

    Her actions were nice and everything but what if they WERE the wrong guys?
    Then she'll go away for a long time.

    Justice served.
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    Go granny!

    In what country did this take place?

    EDIT: Duh...see thread title.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    Go granny!

    In what country did this take place?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    What if she was senile?

    She shot their nuts off. Justice served.

    She should get jail time. Justice served.

    Her actions were nice and everything but what if they WERE the wrong guys?
    Then she'll go away for a long time.

    Justice served.
    Not that long. She's 81.

    Do you think she should go to jail for premeditated murder?
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    Go granny!

    In what country did this take place?
    ...and no, he is not rodding.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4

    Then she'll go away for a long time.

    Justice served.
    Not that long. She's 81.

    Do you think she should go to jail for premeditated murder?
    Not until she murders someone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Not that long. She's 81.

    Do you think she should go to jail for premeditated murder?
    Not until she murders someone.
    Damn, I tried.

    Do you think she should go to jail for shooting the fellas?
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4

    Not until she murders someone.
    Damn, I tried.

    Do you think she should go to jail for shooting the fellas?
    Yes, I think she should.

    I am greatly heartened, however, by the distinct and likely probability she will not.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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