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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

    I have made 9.140625 gallons and 76.2822084375 lbs. of Jizz!
    If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 65 yards.
    I have killed approximately 421,200,000,000 little swimmers.
    I have killed 2340 kittens.


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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

    I have made 9.140625 gallons and 76.2822084375 lbs. of Jizz!
    If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 65 yards.
    I have killed approximately 421,200,000,000 little swimmers.
    I have killed 2340 kittens.


    You can't keep it all in

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    Population control FTW!

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    You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
    If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
    You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
    You have killed 3744 kittens.

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
    You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
    If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
    You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
    You have killed 3744 kittens.
    Ziggy beat me







    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    enoughfakefiles's Avatar Ad ministrator
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    You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
    If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
    You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
    You have killed 3744 kittens.

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Please show video footage of your achievements in one

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    Please show video footage of your achievements in one
    Poove

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    You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
    If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 14415.57 football fields!
    You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
    You have killed 51896052 kittens.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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