Something for You Wankers to Think About.

[JPaul]

The only bit that's true is the last line. Fact.

He might be a eunuch

That's a Kajagoogoo album, if memory serves.

[Gripper]

Is Cheese The Cheddar Chopper???

[Cheese]

Is Cheese The Cheddar Chopper???

I'm the Cheddar Chopper only I never done it, I only said I done it so that they would stop reading me Yogi's posts.

[wavertreeboy]

You have made 39.8125 gallons and 332.25139675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.8311111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,834,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10192 kittens.

[Barbarossa]

You have made 39.8125 gallons and 332.25139675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.8311111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,834,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10192 kittens.

You wanker

[DorisInsinuate]

You dirty cockwanker.

[Barbarossa]

You dirty cockwanker.

You skanky jizzgobbler

[DorisInsinuate]

You whorematropic spunkspizzler.

[Barbarossa]

You whorematropic spunkspizzler.

You've got a nerve calling me a spunkspizzler.

[sArA]

Hypathetically.....If I were a lad loike.......


You have made 60.9375 gallons and 508.54805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 4.3333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,808,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 15600 kittens.