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I have made 9.140625 gallons and 76.2822084375 lbs. of Jizz!
If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 65 yards.
I have killed approximately 421,200,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 2340 kittens.
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