I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?Originally Posted by manker
I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?Originally Posted by manker
Indeed they do.Originally Posted by Carcinus
I also find that dead hookers make for excellent draft excluders.
This way I'm nice and warm whilst watching TV and I'm being fuel efficient - if you embalm them first, they last longer before disintegrating into a puddle of super-aids
Tip of the Week: Tuck a dead hooker under your bedsheets before you retire to bed on a cold night. Your sheets will be nice and warm when you get in.Originally Posted by manker
I'm winning a tenner from the tips page in "Take a Break" for certain.
Once I had this hooker, she's now dead, but she was like,
"I need my pay, please, I need my pay, oh dear God, I need some fucking money or those men will kill my children."
I was all like,
"Shut the fuck up, biatch, or you'll be a dead hooker. I, I, I, always talking about I."
Then I stuck a needle, I was using for heroin, in her eye, biatch.
It's hot in Topeka.
Rly?Originally Posted by scribblec
Only if you pay themOriginally Posted by Cheese
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