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    Carcinus's Avatar Procrastinator
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Tempestv
    just make sure that you always recycle your used disposable dead hookers- gotta do everything we can to keep the earth healthy right?
    I make compost out of them.

    My runner beans are the envy of the entire street
    I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carcinus
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I make compost out of them.

    My runner beans are the envy of the entire street
    I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?
    Indeed they do.

    I also find that dead hookers make for excellent draft excluders.

    This way I'm nice and warm whilst watching TV and I'm being fuel efficient - if you embalm them first, they last longer before disintegrating into a puddle of super-aids
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Hookers blow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Carcinus

    I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?
    Indeed they do.

    I also find that dead hookers make for excellent draft excluders.

    This way I'm nice and warm whilst watching TV and I'm being fuel efficient - if you embalm them first, they last longer before disintegrating into a puddle of super-aids
    Tip of the Week: Tuck a dead hooker under your bedsheets before you retire to bed on a cold night. Your sheets will be nice and warm when you get in.

    I'm winning a tenner from the tips page in "Take a Break" for certain.

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    Once I had this hooker, she's now dead, but she was like,

    "I need my pay, please, I need my pay, oh dear God, I need some fucking money or those men will kill my children."

    I was all like,

    "Shut the fuck up, biatch, or you'll be a dead hooker. I, I, I, always talking about I."

    Then I stuck a needle, I was using for heroin, in her eye, biatch.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    For my North and South essay I am putting in a reference about how what happens to the heroine of the story is awfully similar to what happened to a hooker in the same period of history.

    "Yeah, great she's a feminist heroine but she still sucks cock for money."

    Will most likely be in my conclusion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Hookers blow.
    literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scribblec
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Hookers blow.
    literally.
    Rly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Hookers blow.
    Only if you pay them

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreyBear
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Hookers blow.
    Only if you pay them
    ya, and they get really pissed off if you tell them you are going to pay and don't ... don't know why...
    Plan for the worst, hope for the best

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