3 ladies in a hot tub

[hippychick]

THREE LADIES IN A HOT TUB

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE Of TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX."

[Virtualbody1234]

Good but a hot tub and a sauna aren't the same thing at all.

[hippychick]

Good but a hot tub and a sauna aren't the same thing at all.

lol hushhhh and nobody will be able to tell

[Virtualbody1234]

Good but a hot tub and a sauna aren't the same thing at all.

lol hushhhh and nobody will be able to tell

Ok. I'll keep quiet.

[suprafreak6]

ahh i noticed at first min i was like sauna and hot tub are different...guess its the actraction of title that will get some posts...maybe if i need some urgent help in hardware.. i will be like hot sex with 16 girls and "X" computer parts not working
lol
still funny story, nice find hippychick