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    Does anyone else find it annoying when one of your mates is in love?

    I always get really jealous of their endorphine level.
    I asked my bf the other day why he never gave me a Valentine's Day card and he answered ' if you're really lucky, i'll never give you one'

    Where are the days that we went a-walking in the glen whilst drinking a bottle of Buckfast?
    ( I know, it sounds rather chav and un-romantic, but Buckfast has a nice taste and the glen behind the house is lovely)


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    I thought I was in love once, then I realised it was just gas, and then I found out it was a 40lb tumor in my stomach.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    I thought I was in love once, then I realised it was just gas, and then I found out it was a 40lb tumor in my stomach.
    That's what you get when you eat 40lb tumors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    I thought I was in love once, then I realised it was just gas, and then I found out it was a 40lb tumor in my stomach.
    That's what you get when you eat 40lb tumors.
    MaccyD's were serving AiDs anyway, so I thought, "Why not?"
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky1
    Does anyone else find it annoying when one of your mates is in love?

    I always get really jealous of their endorphine level.
    I asked my bf the other day why he never gave me a Valentine's Day card and he answered ' if you're really lucky, i'll never give you one'

    Where are the days that we went a-walking in the glen whilst drinking a bottle of Buckfast?
    ( I know, it sounds rather chav and un-romantic, but Buckfast has a nice taste and the glen behind the house is lovely)
    Maybe he only gives Valentine cards to people he dislikes.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky1
    Does anyone else find it annoying when one of your mates is in love?

    I always get really jealous of their endorphine level.
    I asked my bf the other day why he never gave me a Valentine's Day card and he answered ' if you're really lucky, i'll never give you one'

    Where are the days that we went a-walking in the glen whilst drinking a bottle of Buckfast?
    ( I know, it sounds rather chav and un-romantic, but Buckfast has a nice taste and the glen behind the house is lovely)
    Maybe he only gives Valentine cards to people he dislikes.

    Best way ever to break up with someone.

    Which doesn't involve huge amounts of slapstick and violence, anyhow.

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    In my experience, being in love is rather like sticking your hand in the fire.

    The main difference being, after the first time you tend to stop sticking your hand in the fire.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky1
    Does anyone else find it annoying when one of your mates is in love?

    I always get really jealous of their endorphine level.
    I asked my bf the other day why he never gave me a Valentine's Day card and he answered ' if you're really lucky, i'll never give you one'

    Where are the days that we went a-walking in the glen whilst drinking a bottle of Buckfast?
    ( I know, it sounds rather chav and un-romantic, but Buckfast has a nice taste and the glen behind the house is lovely)
    You'd better get to work on the lad.

    You want too, anyway, right?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    I think it's best to have a guarded love.

    Lose yourself in the woman but are always able to step back.

    I think many women can't do this with a man. It may be due to insecurity or whatever but they will stay with a most fucked individual (he may beat her, cheat on her, whatever) due remembrance of those special times.

    I think it takes an unhealthy capsizing in the muck of love to finally arrive at the perfect synergy between love and logic.

    Some are bound for the same unhealthy mistakes over and over again. They never "correct".
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