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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    catholic school

    Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had
    tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning
    In short, everything they could think of to help his math.

    Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled
    him in the local Catholic school.

    After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious
    look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he
    went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were
    spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work.

    His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock,
    the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word,
    in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.

    This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to
    understand what made all the difference.

    Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly
    laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books.

    With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great
    surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no
    longer hold her curiosity.

    She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was
    it the nuns?"

    Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.

    "Well, then," she replied, "was it the books, the
    discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT ALREADY"

    Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first
    day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
    weren't fooling around."

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