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Thread: Goddamn Horses

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    I hate horses. The smarmy stuck up bastards of animals.

    They walk around the streets with their huge cocks, waving them around. Things with such huge wangs should be built with matching self control systems.

    They're also fucking emo.

    Horse?


    Misguided Teen?

    Horses as environmentally friendly transport?
    Last I checked motorbikes don't shit all over the pavement.

    Another thing is that nobody looks right riding a horse. Lesbians look like gay men on horses. Where else could that happen?

    Camels are faster, have better miles per gallon and come with anti-theft devices (spitting). Why doesn't Steptoe carrying his old fridges out there leave me camelshit to walk through on a morning? Camels are still pointless, but they're better animals.

    The tip of the iceberg: the horses get all the women. Just watch the videos people. I'll never be as shocked as when I was that one night looking for an ebook of animal farm.

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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    then i suggest looking on google for exquisite recipe on
    "cooking horsemeat"

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    http://horsehater.blogspot.com/
    Is this your site?

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Mmmmm... Horsie.

    Delicious with a nicely spiced sauce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
    Afraid not. I do wish I could take credit for this picture though:

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    saw a horse have a poo once, dirty fecker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    saw a horse have a poo once, dirty fecker.
    Describe it to me. Leave out no details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Cat
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    saw a horse have a poo once, dirty fecker.
    Describe it to me. Leave out no details.
    it was tall, brown and had long hair

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    Your signature reminded me:

    http://themdamnheathenniggaz.ytmnd.com/

    They can have it as far as I'm concerned.

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    read the book of Equus and you will no longer think of barbi

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