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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    I want a new drug
    One that won’t make me sick
    One that won’t make me crash my car
    Or make me feel three feet thick
    One that won’t hurt my head
    One that won’t make my mouth too dry
    Or make my eyes too red
    One that won’t keep me up all night
    One that won’t make me sleep all day
    One that does what it should
    One that won’t make me feel too bad
    One that won’t make me feel too good
    One with no doubt
    One that won’t make me talk too much
    Or make my face break out

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor
    I want a new drug
    One that won’t make me sick
    One that won’t make me crash my car
    Or make me feel three feet thick
    One that won’t hurt my head
    One that won’t make my mouth too dry
    Or make my eyes too red
    One that won’t keep me up all night
    One that won’t make me sleep all day
    One that does what it should
    One that won’t make me feel too bad
    One that won’t make me feel too good
    One with no doubt
    One that won’t make me talk too much
    Or make my face break out

    You ask for too much.

    Oxytocin might do the trick.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Herion will make you not care.

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    PCP will make you not even think about it.
    I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
    I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
    I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
    I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.

  5. Lounge   -   #5
    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor
    I want a new drug
    One that won’t make me sick
    One that won’t make me crash my car
    Or make me feel three feet thick
    One that won’t hurt my head
    One that won’t make my mouth too dry
    Or make my eyes too red
    One that won’t keep me up all night
    One that won’t make me sleep all day
    One that does what it should
    One that won’t make me feel too bad
    One that won’t make me feel too good
    One with no doubt
    One that won’t make me talk too much
    Or make my face break out

    Stop on line 3...

    WARNING: This May make you feel Drowsy, No not operate machinery!


  6. Lounge   -   #6
    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor
    I want a new drug
    One that won’t make me sick
    One that won’t make me crash my car
    Or make me feel three feet thick
    One that won’t hurt my head
    One that won’t make my mouth too dry
    Or make my eyes too red
    One that won’t keep me up all night
    One that won’t make me sleep all day
    One that does what it should
    One that won’t make me feel too bad
    One that won’t make me feel too good
    One with no doubt
    One that won’t make me talk too much
    Or make my face break out

    Huey Lewis and the News.

    I prefer "Naturally"
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Weightlighting is supposed to release endorphins.

  8. Lounge   -   #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Yoga
    Weightlighting is supposed to release endorphins.

    It does, trust me.

    As to your sig.

    God was created by man out of necessity.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Hurray, I didn't feel terrible today.

    Except for this nagging idea if I actually go to sleep I might not wake up.....

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Thanks a lot Hewy, that song is going to be running thru my head all day .

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