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    “What do you think of Red China?” One woman asked another during a party on world affairs.
    “Oh, I don’t know,” said the other woman. “I guess it would be all right if you use it on a white tablecloth.”



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    A blonde goes over to her friends' house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.
    "Why are you wearing a 'Thank God it's Friday' tee- shirt on Monday?"

    "Oh no!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant: 'Tits Go In Front'!"



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    A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
    Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

    The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

    The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

    And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

    With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

    The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"

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    Ahahaha. Good one. !

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