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Thread: Favorite Quote From The Simpsons.

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    As i said there are a lot but mine is:

    Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse!

    Homer: Oooh, that's bad.

    Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!

    Homer: That's good!

    Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.

    Homer: That's bad.

    Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings!

    Homer: That's good!

    Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

    [Homer looks puzzled.]

    Shopkeeper: That's bad.

    Homer: Can I go now?

    What are yours?

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    Being in the Navy, and thinking the Air Force is primarily composed of over-babied, over-decorated spineless wimps, my favorite line is where there's an AF dude guarding the parking lot:

    Bart: "Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun."

    AF: (in squeaky voice) "I got two medals for this!"

    P.S. Top Gun was about NAVY pilots

    P.P.S I'm probably the only one that found that funny...

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    what about "Thank you, come again!" *Indian accent*

    edit: oh, you want a discussion. ok then. not just a line.

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    D'oh!

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    Originally posted by Riddler@24 April 2003 - 00:39
    D'oh!
    damn right.

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    Anything to do with Homer's "pet" lobster Pinchy!! "Look at him cowering. Just like the Boy."

    Also, "Help me Jebus!!" - Homer. Superb
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    "if you'd like to kill someone on the way out that would help me alot" - Hank Scorpio

    there's a line i really love but i can't remember it, its not exsctly easy filtering out the quite good lines from the bestest lines
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    Damn I think I have seen like every episode of The Simpsons like three times each episode. But I have a really bad memory but bascially anything Homer has said is hilarous. Some of the comic books guy's are good. I just recently saw a epsiode so I will quote something good from that.
    Lisa after Bleeding Gum's Murphy die's and she is trying to buy a record from the comic book guy so it can be played on the radio . . .
    Lisa:$500 were am I going to get that from
    Lisa:He is dead I really need that album
    Comic Book Guy:He is dead why didn't you say so
    (He then marks the price up&#33

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    Anything Professor Frink says always makes me laugh. In fact I have a soundboard with some of his funniest lines, if anyone wants to download it...

    Professor Frink Soundboard (1.8 MB)

    (You need Shockwave to play it)

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    Originally posted by nWa Th3 NeW GeN3rAtIoN@24 April 2003 - 09:06
    Damn I think I have seen like every episode of The Simpsons like three times each episode. But I have a really bad memory but bascially anything Homer has said is hilarous. Some of the comic books guy's are good. I just recently saw a epsiode so I will quote something good from that.
    Lisa after Bleeding Gum's Murphy die's and she is trying to buy a record from the comic book guy so it can be played on the radio . . .
    Lisa:$500 were am I going to get that from
    Lisa:He is dead I really need that album
    Comic Book Guy:He is dead why didn't you say so
    (He then marks the price up&#33
    well actually it was $250 then it got marked up to $500....


    and...

    best line by far is.. when homer posts an angry letter to burns...

    Homer: Hello, my name is Mr.Burns i belive you have a letter for me.
    Assist : ok Mr.Burns whats your first name sir?
    Homer : i dont know......
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