Favorite Quote From The Simpsons.

[DarthInsinuate]

prof frink is the most under used character in the simpsons

Fry - What was it like being buried here for 2000 years?
Bender - Great, until you guys showed up

i liked that episode, no stupid yellow people

[mrcall1969]

Bart's on the school roof and wont come down-
Homer- "give me that loudspeaker, Bart, do you know where the tv remote is"


Homer - "operator, give me the number for 911"

Homer - "Pinchy, you taste so sweet"

Groundsperson Willie - "Ya grease theiving bandit, i'll kill ye"

["The Avatar Man"]

The Cable Stays>"The Foot Has Spoken"
SO CLASSIC

[insanebassman]

Willie: (after ripping off shirt) "...grease me up woman!"

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by insanebassman@24 April 2003 - 19:05
Willie: (after ripping off shirt) "...grease me up woman!"

that and the sound of Homer drooling

[random nut]

There are so many funny lines (in the earliest seasons), but since I read a couple of Groundskeeper Willie lines I'll add another funny one:

[Groundskeeper Willie is teaching french]
"Bon jour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!"

With a Willie accent that's even more hilarious!

[pyromonkey]

i have two, both from the same episode!
#1) Lisa*talking to Willie*: Whoa, so you and Sherry Bobbins where engaged?
Willie: Yeah, and then she got her eyesight back, after that the ugliest man in (some Scottish area)wasn't good enough for her
Sherry Bobbins: Well it's nice to see you again Willie
Willie: THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW ME!!!!

#2) TV: And for another young celebrity, you may remember him from the blockbuster McBane movies, Raynier Wolfcastle!
Little child Mcbane guy: My braughtworst (mind the typo)has a first name it L A C H E R. My bruaughtworst has a second name its B R E C H L O P M U N T E R S V I E R....(goes on... and on.... and on... untill the commercial fades out)

[Tormentor]

I got one

Homer:I know i dont pray often but if your up there pleas help me superman

[Z]

*Homer checking out the prof. fink's matter transporter at a yard sale*
(not exact quotes )

homer - "how much for this?"

fink - "$50"

homer - "$50 dollars! and it only transports matter, eh? i'll give you 35 cents."

fink - "deal."

(something like that)

[Z]

*homer and marge in a bar in australia*
(again, not exact quotes)

homer - 'hey gimme one of those giant beers you always hear about'
*barkeep slams giant can on bar*
homer - "oohh. its pretty big."

and then...

marge - 'i'll have a coffee'

barkeep - 'beer it is"

marge - 'no co - ffee'

barkeep - 'yea be-er'

marge - 'C-O'

barkeep - 'B-E'

wow...