Favorite Quote From The Simpsons.

[iceseal]

As i said there are a lot but mine is:

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse!

Homer: Oooh, that's bad.

Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!

Homer: That's good!

Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.

Homer: That's bad.

Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings!

Homer: That's good!

Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

[Homer looks puzzled.]

Shopkeeper: That's bad.

Homer: Can I go now?

What are yours?

[hawkeye18]

Being in the Navy, and thinking the Air Force is primarily composed of over-babied, over-decorated spineless wimps, my favorite line is where there's an AF dude guarding the parking lot:

Bart: "Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun."

AF: (in squeaky voice) "I got two medals for this!"

P.S. Top Gun was about NAVY pilots

P.P.S I'm probably the only one that found that funny...

Hawkeye18

[Z]

what about "Thank you, come again!" *Indian accent*

edit: oh, you want a discussion. ok then. not just a line.

[Riddler]

D'oh!

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@24 April 2003 - 00:39
D'oh!

damn right.

[soopaman]

Anything to do with Homer's "pet" lobster Pinchy!! "Look at him cowering. Just like the Boy."

Also, "Help me Jebus!!" - Homer. Superb

[DarthInsinuate]

"if you'd like to kill someone on the way out that would help me alot" - Hank Scorpio

there's a line i really love but i can't remember it, its not exsctly easy filtering out the quite good lines from the bestest lines

[Ma5t3rM1nD]

Damn I think I have seen like every episode of The Simpsons like three times each episode. But I have a really bad memory but bascially anything Homer has said is hilarous. Some of the comic books guy's are good. I just recently saw a epsiode so I will quote something good from that.
Lisa after Bleeding Gum's Murphy die's and she is trying to buy a record from the comic book guy so it can be played on the radio . . .
Lisa:$500 were am I going to get that from
Lisa:He is dead I really need that album
Comic Book Guy:He is dead why didn't you say so
(He then marks the price up&#33

[Nightwolf]

Anything Professor Frink says always makes me laugh. In fact I have a soundboard with some of his funniest lines, if anyone wants to download it...

Professor Frink Soundboard (1.8 MB)

(You need Shockwave to play it)

[Knuckles187]

Originally posted by nWa Th3 NeW GeN3rAtIoN@24 April 2003 - 09:06
Damn I think I have seen like every episode of The Simpsons like three times each episode. But I have a really bad memory but bascially anything Homer has said is hilarous. Some of the comic books guy's are good. I just recently saw a epsiode so I will quote something good from that.
Lisa after Bleeding Gum's Murphy die's and she is trying to buy a record from the comic book guy so it can be played on the radio . . .
Lisa:$500 were am I going to get that from
Lisa:He is dead I really need that album
Comic Book Guy:He is dead why didn't you say so
(He then marks the price up&#33

well actually it was $250 then it got marked up to $500....


and...

best line by far is.. when homer posts an angry letter to burns...

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr.Burns i belive you have a letter for me.
Assist : ok Mr.Burns whats your first name sir?
Homer : i dont know......