SaRa your box is full

**manker** · 03-10-2006, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by Biggles

The only thing that is going to get boxed is Spider's ears.

And his neck, his shoulders, hips ... .

**Buffalo** · 03-10-2006, 03:37 PM

Did he have his socks still on?

**manker** · 03-10-2006, 03:41 PM

Sara's fanny is so big that Busyman took one look and said 'Feck, that's the biggest I've ever seen. It's absolutely massive. Seriously, it's the biggest I've ever seen'.

Sara was a little hurt and said he didn't have to keep reiterating it.

Busyman replied; "I'm sure I only said it once, once once once ..."

**Barbarossa** · 03-10-2006, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by CELEBS

fucking hell, that's one big motor!

Yeah. Not big enough, tho'.

Going down on Sara is like being lost in the Delta-quadrant.

One presumes then you can get back out through a wormhole?

**manker** · 03-10-2006, 03:46 PM

Hurt by all the remarks, Sara goes home and sets her dressing mirror down on the floor, straddling it, she peers down to see if it really is all that big.

Her boyfriend comes into the room and enquires what she's doing.

'Ermm, learning a new dance'

'Well, be careful, there's a fecking great hole in the floor'.

**GepperRankins** · 03-10-2006, 03:53 PM

i've heard better from vidcc

**Barbarossa** · 03-10-2006, 04:09 PM

sArA walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off these huge size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her pussy. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and that too is sucked in. He puts his face down between her legs to get a better look and HE gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises.

"Is someone else in here?" he asks.

"Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says.

"Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says.

"Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."

**Busyman** · 03-10-2006, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

sArA walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off these huge size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her pussy. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and that too is sucked in. He puts his face down between her legs to get a better look and HE gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises.

"Is someone else in here?" he asks.

"Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says.

"Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says.

"Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."

that made me chuckle irl.