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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    My old lady's car is in the shop so she drove mine to work and I'm driving my Camry.

    I went to my follow-up appointment in Orthopedics and everythings is cool.
    When I leave, I realized I was in the far left lane and needed to be in the right lane.
    I move over and then see a car off to side slightly on the shoulder. He then beeps his horn. I just keep going. I apparently cut him off.

    He then follows me.

    He pulls beside me and rolls down his window.

    We both slow and I roll down mine.

    We start arguing...we are now stopped in the middle of the road about 12 car lengths from the stop light. This was the conversation....

    Fella: Motherfucker!!!

    Me: What?

    Fella: What the fuck is wrong with you?

    Me: My bad man. I didn't see you!

    Fella: What the fuck you mean, you didn't see me?!!

    Me: I didn't see you 'till the last second!

    Fella: Both ya'll cars was squeezing me and then you runnin' me off-the road and shit. You ain't even fuckin' apologize or nothin'!

    Me: Now how the fuck I'ma apologize and we drivin'?!!! I'm apologizing now!!

    Fella: You coulda waved your hands or sumthin'!

    Me: Like that would made a fuckin' difference!

    Fella: Muhfucka!

    Me: Look dude I understand. I get mad at people that've done the same shit the same way. I said I was sorry.

    Fella: You sorry? I coulda let you slam into me!

    Me: Muhfucka everybody has missed seeing somebody in another lane before! Shut the fuck up!

    Fella: Nah muhfucka I always check my fucking blind spots.

    Me: YOU A FUCKING LIE. EVERYBODY HAS FUCKED UP LIKE THAT BEFORE! NOW I SAID I APOLOGIZED EVEN WITH YOU FUCKING CURSING AT ME AND SHIT!!

    Fella: Aiight man.

    ....and we drove on.
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    SpatulaGeekGirl's Avatar Noodle Critic BT Rep: +2
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    Maybe he had a bad day.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    what about the part with the gun?

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    hmmm...that's a keeper to tell round the campfire.
    I also just had a fight, went roughly like this;

    me: oi, gimme that
    her: woof
    me: now, bitch
    her: woof
    me: dont make me come over there n get it!
    her: woof
    me: right dickish, that's it. your gonna get your ass slapped
    her: oh really? i'd eat you for dinner if you f*cking tried


    to be continued...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 15%
    what about the part with the gun?
    Which one

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    100%'s Avatar ╚════╩═╬════╝
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    experienced similar except the guy actually hit rammed my car, frame got warped - cost alot - he paid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    hmmm...that's a keeper to tell round the campfire.
    I also just had a fight, went roughly like this;

    me: oi, gimme that
    her: woof
    me: now, bitch
    her: woof
    me: dont make me come over there n get it!
    her: woof
    me: right dickish, that's it. your gonna get your ass slapped
    her: oh really? i'd eat you for dinner if you f*cking tried


    to be continued...
    Oh noes, I hope she doesn't eat you


    Poor animal, she wouldn't be able to walk afterwards

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    SpatulaGeekGirl's Avatar Noodle Critic BT Rep: +2
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    I had a kitten that smoked dope. Fact.

    ...He's dead now.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    vidcc's Avatar there is no god
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    My old lady's in is the shop


    Is she a robot

    To the rest.............. I thought you (and hobbes) were the jedi knights of the road and didn't have to worry about other road users because you "had the force"

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    No really he smoked dope. A French lady who was staying over here was the one who bought him and he used to come up and smell the smoke when she had a splif. When she moved back to France she gave him to us. I think the dope affected his senses because he used to be off-balance and fall off stuff when he tried jumping onto them. He got run over.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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